Pay attention: loaded guns don't make a good template for your tattoo design. Get a picture, will ya?

If you're looking for a gun themed tattoo, there are lots to choose from, dueling pistols, machine guns, uzis, bayonets, rifles, etc. There's also quite a few gun related themes:  gangster, cowboy, urban, justice, to name a few.

Sibu the Orangutan doesn't like the orangutan girls he lives with. Sibu, who lives in Amsterdam's Apenheul Primate Park was brought there in hopes that he would breed with the other females. Unfortunately, he has different preferences and other goals. Sibu seems to only be interested in tattooed blondes, tattooed human blondes, that is.  Who said tattoos aren't alluring? Of course, Sibu has good reason to feel sentimental about tattooed ladies- one of his earliest keepers fit the description. An orangutan with a tattoo fetish? Who could have made that up?

• I have some guy friends who decidedly do not like the lower back tattoo placement on a woman – they call it a tramp stamp – which is really what this cartoon is talking about. It can still be a nice location for a tattoo, but you have to decide.
• Face tattoos – I don't think I'd go there, but Kat Von D has stars around her left eye, it looks good on her. On the other hand, some tattoo their whole face and completely obscure themselves.
• Armband tattoos – Well, what part of the body hasn't been tattooed but many people? After all, there are only so many body parts to go around. But the barbed wire thing is kinda trite.

So don't be a "I'm going to regret this when I get older" put some thought into your tat and have fun.